Budget Christmas Gifts

Due to budget cuts we have decided to do Christmas for our kids for under $1 each.  The best part is that these gifts will surely bring pure joy to their hearts.

Brooklyn

A roll of tape. 

I mean, look what kind of magic she unleashed in the boy's room.  I'd really like her to help me decorate the rest of the house.  Such talent.  Maybe I'll get her a 2-pack.

Jack

A roll of toilet paper to unroll without getting into trouble

I wonder if he'll still enjoy it if he doesn't get to watch the veins pop out in my neck?

Bradley

A couple of batteries. 

It must stink to be the 3rd child.  All the batteries in the cool toys have long since died.  He'd really be shocked to discover that nearly all of our toys actually light up, sing, or just make noise in general. 

How exciting.