A girl in Dave's class in graduate school was sent a letter from her fiance'. Inside was nothing more than a very large piece of earwax.
When she called to ask him about it he just laughed and said, "Being an Audiologist, I thought you would appreciate it."
Gross. I mean, who wants mail containing partially solidified bodily fluids?
Well, apparently it's a guy thing.
Are you ready for this?
I was on the phone the other day having my own lovely bodily fluid conversation regarding Jack's potty training progress. I was in the middle of recounting the 85th puddle I had cleaned up that day when Dave walks in with a ridiculous smirk on his face and his hand behind his back and says "I've got something to show you." I give him the raised eyebrow look - you know the one that says, "I am pretty sure I don't want to see whatever it is you are going to show me " look - but realize that it is inevitable.
From behind his back he pulled a 6 inch long, golden colored, impressively thick strand.
Strand of what you may ask?
That little beauty was the 'loogie' that was stuck between 'here and there' which he was finally able to dislodge.
Seriously Dave?
Ya, that's pretty disgusting...but yet, I couldn't help but smile.
Has anyone else's husband shared the joy of a well done gross-ness with them?
Please say yes.