Boy Feet
What is it with boys?
Seriously, they can be so grody.
Remember that song?
Little Boys are made of...
greasy grimy gopher guts,
mutilated monkey meat,
dirty, turdy birdy feet.
By the looks of things, that's not far off.
There's probably some of each of those things right on those very feet.
How about we take a swipe from that foot and see what grows in a petri dish?
My hypothesis is that it will be something
that will likely get up and walk right out of that dish in a day or two.
Live and active cultures, you know.
Kind of like what is in your yogurt.
Mmmmm...
For the record, these are Jack's real live feet.
2 comments:
I thought they were caveman feet!
You make me want to be your next door neighbor! Our little boys would have so much fun running amuk together...and we could hang out together and laugh and cry and enjoy adult interaction while it was all happening. ;)
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