Death to the Pixie Stick

Can someone please tell me who thought Pixie Sticks would be a good idea?

I mean, I love having children who act like

they just chewed up 8 pounds of coffee beans (java, java, java),

AND who spill countless packages of Fun Dip all over the living room floor

and everything, but really???  Straight sugar in a tube?

I think I'll have to sue for dental charges.

Also, did anyone else's living room look like this on Monday?

I've swept up more sugar dust, candy hearts, and Valentine's than I know what to do with.

On the bright side though,

I managed to score a small pile of chocolate from their bags

after I sifted through all the conversation hearts (Does anyone like those things?).

Thankfully, B & J are still happy to give me all the chocolate 

while they keep the 3 trillion conversation hearts and suckers.

They count in numbers, not in deliciousness.

So I of course let them have the most.

We wouldn't want to be exploiting small children, now would we?